MLS Called “Extraordinary” By Local Anthropologist

Manhattan Law School was recently called “extraordinary” by local anthropologist Tuesday Jones. In her new paper, Disasters of the Modern Age, she writes: “The school is an extraordinary example of the ability of the human race to survive despite horrifying environmental conditions and the lack of access to even the most basic elements of modern civilization. With no working restrooms and little evidence of the ability of any student in the building to read, write, or even communicate verbally, Manhattan Law School should have perished decades ago.”