Visiting Faculty

The following Visiting Professors of Law will be offering courses at Manhattan Law School during the upcoming academic year:

Lars ANDERSEN has been appointed Visiting Nordic Professor of Law for the Spring Term, to teach courses in Socialist Law and Snow Law. He is Professor of Law at the Norwegian College of Lingonberries.

Citing BULL has been appointed Iroquois Nation Visiting Professor of Law for the Fall Term, to teach courses in Property and Former Property. Bull is a founding partner of The United States of America, LLP.

Geoffrey CARLSON has been appointed The Honorable Charles M. Manson Visiting Professor of Law for the academic year. He will lead a reading group on Murder & the Law in the Fall Term and a course on Music Law in the Spring Term.

Jefferson DAVIS has been appointed Visiting Professor of Law, to teach a course in Federalism and States’ Rights. The course is temporarily suspended because Davis has been dead since 1889.

Ryan EASTWICK has been appointed Jamie Oliver Visiting Professor of Law for the Fall Term, to teach the cafeteria staff how to create healthier and tastier meals for the students. Eastwick is currently a line cook at Oink, a farm-to-table bistro in Manhattan’s East Village.

Amy FARRADAY has been appointed Female Visiting Professor of Law for the academic year. She will teach the course Woman Law in the Fall Term and the seminar Female Issues in the Spring Term.

GROVER has been appointed Big Bird Visiting Professor of Law for the Fall Term, to teach a course on Media Law, as well as a seminar on the law of puppetry. Grover currently lives on Sesame Street, on the other side of the canal.

Randy JEFFERSON has been appointed Thomas Jefferson Professor of Law for the Spring Term. He will teach a course in Presidential Policy and the Law because he shares a last name with a former President, to whom he is unrelated.

Alan JYNKYNK will teach a course in Typography & the Law in the Spring Semester.

Gennifer LOLLIPOP has been appointed Hugh Hefner Visiting Professor of Law for the academic year. She is an actress with over 7,000 credits who will provide support services to the school’s faculty upon request. She will also lead a reading group on Reproductive Technology and the Law.

Ally MCBEAL has been appointed Visiting Professor of Law for the academic year, to teach a seminar on Evidence and a section of Torts. She will be played by Marla McPherson, a junior majoring in drama at NYU’s Tisch School of the Arts.

Oliver OOLIPHANT has been appointed Visiting Professor of Law for the Spring Term. He will teach classes in Oogenesis, Ooliths, and Oomiacs.

Charles PUMPKIN has been appointed the Big Round Orange Visiting Professor of Law for the academic year. He will teach classes in Vegetable Law, Fruit Law, and Fruit & Vegetable Law.

Z has been appointed Visiting Professor of Law for the Fall Term to teach a class in The Second Amendment & Free Speech. He is a homeless person who lives below the Gowanus overpass near the Brooklyn Queens Expressway. Donations encouraged.